The Honey Moon

Moons, how many are there? We just had the Strawberry Moon. Have they become like National Days? National Day of Black Cats, Black Dogs, etc.?

I had this memory on Facebook today from 2014.

Stayed up to see the “Honey Moon”. Woke up my Honey to go see it with me. I took 173 photos and came back inside to my Honey on the sofa awake. Said to him, “you never came”. His response, “he didn’t know where I went”. You know our estate is so large, I often get lost myself. I think Honey is scared of the bear.

After sleeping, I have re-evaluated the situation and decided, MY Honey is not scared of the bear. He simply wanted to make sure I was eaten completely before he came outside. Chivalry is dead. Further evidence to support my theory, without women nothing would exist past Jamestown.